Clayton Jokythur

Clayton Jokythur is a tortoise native from Tortoisopolis, TF. He was born in July 7th, 1942 from Hermengarda Lima, a retired whore, and Sean Paul Jokythur, a not-so-famous rapper. Clayton is known country-wide for his achievements with the Tortoisean Army, his short, but successful politic career, and now he's back to the spotlight with rap.

Early Life
Clayton was raised in Tortoisopolis' ghetto, as his parents had always lived there and had no money to move elsewhere. His childhood was very harsh, but he kept his head up, showing perseverance and swagga; he was also helped, even when he was still a child, by Matt, his best friend. When he was a teenager, he earned a Guinness prize for fucking 345 female tortoises within 2 weeks. With this, he had enough money to move out from the hood and go uptown. There, he strated to smoke marijuana, but he had a rare disease which blocked all the bad effects from it, although making his nutsack a bit smaller than it should be.

Tortoisean Army
When he completed 28 years old, Clayton was forced to go the Army, as all other male tortoises. There, he impressed everyone with his outstanding war skills. He got promoted succesively, ending up as Marshall Jokythur. As Marshall, he lead Tortoisea to a lot of conquests, including those in the Fucking Big War I and Fucking Big War II which led to the politicsocialeconomic revolution of the country. He left the army at 40 years old, but rumors were that he would be Marshall again for the Tortoise-Sid War. But as Sid was afraid and didn't even let the war begin, running away like a little chick, which he really is, Clayton didn't return the army, instead focusing solely on fucking hot girls and on his rapping career.

Politics
After serving the Army, Clayton became a politic, and with the philosophy of "help the tortoises have a lot of sex and be happy", he ended up as governor of Tortoisefornia between 1986-1990. During this brief career, he was very corrupt and proposed very dumb laws that made Tortoisefornia a big ghetto with black humans crawling at tortoises' feet, asking for money desperately. On the bright side, he also legalized Marijuana and pretty much all other drugs, which reduced the consumption of them and almost ended the traffic, making Tortoisefornia an example not only for the other Tortoisean states, but also for the whole world.

Rap
In 2009, Clayton entered the world of rap. He released a single "The Tortoises' Song" which peaked at #2 on Tortoisea's iTunes top 100, just behind "I'm Goin' In" by Drake featuring Lil Wayne and Young Jeezy. His first EP, called "Tortoise - EP" was released on February 1, 2010, and was a huge success, having an incredible number of downloads and getting ultra-positive critics. It isn't going to be available on iTunes due to copyright issues, but instead as a free download.

After the success of Tortoise - EP, Clayton didn't release new material throughout 2010. Everyone wondered if he would suddenly abandon the game, but he said he was writing and recording new material. Despite this statement, he didn treleased anything soon. In a recent interview he said he would release a new single around Christmas 2010 and a new mixtape in the beginning of 2011. This mixtape, which was rumored to be "Tortoise II" and very anticipated by the rap fans all over the world, ended not being released. Instead, Clayton just released a song or another, vanishing again until 2013, when he released the "Tortoise 1.5" EP, which was released on June 18, 2013 to wide success worldwide. Later, in December, he created his own label, Claybel and celebrated releasing a new EP. On 2014, he finally put out his debut album, Tortoise II.

School
Clayton studied in the Public School for Not-so-intelligent Tortoises of Tortoisopolis. There, he should have learned the basics of Maths, Science, Tortoisean, History and Geography, but, according to his teachers, he could only play while he was a kid and, later, being a teen, all he did was look at girls' asses and tits and scheme evil plans to touch them and later even sleep them. The success of these plans led the teachers to believe Clayton wasn't, after all, a not-so-inteligent tortoise, so they recommended he graduated from a regular university, such as the University of Tortoisopolis.

It is not known for sure if Clayton did or did not go the UoT, but the fact is he published some works about stategies for hitting on girls before going to the army. The works are believed to be lost, but their names are: "On making moves towards the fulfilling of the innermost wishes of copulating with attractive female cospecimens and/or making hand or penian contact with their intimate parts, a treaty" and "Advanced techniques imported from the human civilization and/or invented by he who writes this document on having success with one's attempts to gain a lot of pleasure due to corporal acts involving the one and a female cospecimen". The works are said to have received extremely good feedback from mostly everyone, except gays, who claime they were homophobic, to which Clayton supposedly replied "no homo".

According to an interview given by Clayton to Tortoisean newspaper "The Tortoisean Times", he recently (it isn't clear exactly when) went to a place (a university most probably) in São Paulo, Brazil, and studied something; he said he couldn't tell more details, but experts have perceived a higher level of intricacy in Clayton's marketing, so it has been rumored that maybe that was what he studied and, as such, it is logical for him to have studied at ESPM.